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Charlie Sheen Engaged To Porn Star Brett Rossi

Charlie Sheen Engaged To Porn Star Brett Rossi:  Anger Management star Charlie Sheen reportedly popped the question to his porn star girlfriend Brett Rossi on Valentine's Day in Hawaii.  I'd google her, but I’m afraid I might pick up a virus.  The funny thing is that her parents probably figured her porn career would be the low point in her life.  Obviously, they were wrong.

Study Finds Bonobos Can Keep Time to Music:  New research found that humans aren’t the only animals that can keep time to music after a recent study of bonobos - closely related to chimpanzees - determined that they have an innate ability to match tempo and synchronize a beat.  The study further indicated that about the only mammal who appears to be totally incapable of keeping time to music is the caucasian male. 

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Escaped Camel Terrorizes Motorists North of LA:  Local authorities report that a camel escaped earlier this week from a property 50 miles north of Los Angeles and before police were finally able to append him, he frightened and terrorized drivers who were trapped in their vehicles.  Not surprisingly, he escaped on hump day.  Police say the camel appeared to be in good health, but did seem to be retaining water.

Boy Who Steals Car Tells Police He’s a Dwarf:  A 10-year-old Oslo, Norway boy grabbed his 18-month-old sister, stole his parents' car, crashed it into a snowy ditch and then tried to cover it all up by telling police that he was actually a dwarf who'd forgotten his driver's license.  Well, This kid really ought to be thanking his lucky stars - because in Finland, it's illegal to impersonate a dwarf. 

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People Who Watch Porn Have More Sex:  A new study found that people who watch a lot of porn have more sex than those who don’t watch porn.  On the other hand, porn can have negative effects in that it promises young men that if they just drop out of college and become delivery men, life will become fantastic beyond their wildest dreams.

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Pope Francis Presented With Life-Sized Chocolate Pope Statue:  During a recent general audience, Pope Francis was presented with a life-sized chocolate statue of himself, which was made with 1.5 tons of cocoa.  And I think its pretty safe to assume that this is about as close as Catholicism will ever come to having a black Pope.

One in Four Americans Believe the Sun Orbits The Earth:  According to a new National Science Foundation study, a full 26% of Americans actually believe that the sun orbits the Earth.  Gee, if that statistic is really true, we may as well all just walk right up to edge of the earth and jump right off.

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