Weird Mischief: 4 Unusual Incidents Reported

Four reports of mischief came in over the weekend, one more bizarre than the next, according to reports:

Feces and dish soap -- Residents on Fairwinds Drive returned home about 11:30 p.m. Friday and found a mess on the back porch, with potted plants knocked over and dishwashing liquid poured all over the tables. They also found dog feces in the mailbox.

Human feces and a threat -- A Beechwood Lane resident awoke Saturday to find his house toilet papered and human feces smeared on the hood and windows of his car. The victim told police if he catches a kid on his property, he will unload a shotgun on him. Officers warned him not to shoot anyone in his yard.

Shrink-wrapped vehicle -- A Ledgepoint Place woman returned home Saturday after a week away and found her van shrink-wrapped in her driveway. An officer removed removed the plastic wrap for her.

Wrong house targeted -- A woman on Inglewood Court found eggs in her driveway Sunday morning, as well as a note she did not understand. A report said it appears the note and eggs may have been intended for a teenage neighbor.

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